• tila-tequila-griefTila Tequila is so utterly bereft over Casey Johnson’s death that she strapped on her Sketchers, hiked up her blammos, jumped in a tree, and posed for cameramen. (The Blemish)
  • Natalie Portman swears off nude scenes. Again. How joyless. (PopEater)
  • Model Missy Rayder nude in the new issue of Elle. If they’re called “fashion” models, why are they always naked? It’s a mystery wrapped inside a riddle wrapped inside a gordita. (Nudography)
  • Sylvester Stallone broke his neck. Pfft. Some Rocky he is. (Yeeeah!)
  • Lady Gaga will do a duet with Boy George, which actually makes a ton of sense. (Allie Is Wired)
  • Rihanna is dating Matt Kemp–canoodles on the beach to prove it. (Cityrag)
  • Gary Coleman had a seizure, then he had a snit over the “ugly” body double in his new movie. Butt you talkin’ ’bout, Willis? Oh, that was rich. (Celebitchy)
  • Christina Aguilera films Burlesque with unfrozen caveman Cher. (Amy Grindhouse)
  • Ashley Greene naked! With body paint. And covering up the good parts. Bronx cheer for you, lady. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Artie Lange stabs himself nine times. That’s NINE. (The Hollywood Gossip)

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