taylor_swift_lautner-dateStore the children safely in a well and pull the orange tabs to inflate the life vest! Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have broken up! You’d think they were a match made in heaven, being the two biggest teen stars and everything, but even having the same first name couldn’t keep them together. US breaks this shocking story:

After three months of dating, country singer Taylor Swift and New Moon star Taylor Lautner have split, UsMagazine.com has learned.

“It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. “There was no chemistry. . . He liked her more than she liked him. He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.”

As is her wont, Swift will most likely turn this breakup into a hit song.

He has muscles, my hair’s curly
He turns into a CGI werewolf when he’s surly
Dreaming bout the day when he mauls a Cullen
Then Bella will bite her lip, roll her eyes and act sullen

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you
We both get cash from teee-eee-eens
I’m prettier than he
Or is he prettier than me?

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